Caca-Phone

I like to call people when i go poo.

i feel relaxed and our conversations are marvelous.

Sometimes the other person doesn't know that I'm going po or thaat i have gone poo and flushed the toilet.

it is difficult however to hold a phone with your shoulder and wash your hands.

Sometimes i tell them straight out that i'm going poo.

sometimes when i poo, its the onloy fre time i eer have..so why not use it.next time you go poo, call someone, yo may make them happy.